Sex as a Sublimation for Tennis

If you're a normal, red-blooded American, you prefer tennis to sex - and Freud always knew you'd come to consider the size of the racket more important than the size of anything else. The famous doctor suppressed his findings because of a morbid fear of white shorts, but now his secret papers have been discovered. This book explains the conclusions he hid and reveals man's true basic drive: getting a court in prime time.