Conversations With My Sister (eBook)

The Major ArcanaCard 0: The Fool — Taking the LeapCard 1: The Magician — Beware the TricksterCard 2: The High Priestess — Meditation for ConstipationCard 3: The Empress — Never Hurt YaCard 4: The Emperor — It’s the FrictionCard 5: The Hierophant — Boogsla’s DreamCard 6: The Lovers — My, How You’ve GrownCard 7: The Chariot — Anything We WantCard 8: Strength — The Ghost in the HouseCard 9: The Hermit — Alone With My Lo MeinCard 10: The Wheel of Fortune — Finding EquilibriumCard 11: Justice — A Tale of Two MiceCard 12: The Hanged ­Man — The Sky ­RideCard 13: The Death Card — Death Takes a HolidayCard 14: Temperance — A Solid Block of MeCard 15: The Devil — Don’t Get Too HappyCard 16: The Tower — Worrying about WildebeestsCard 17: The Star — The GlassesCard 18: The Moon — Little Joe’s HorseCard 19: The Sun — The End of InnocenceCard 20: Judgment — God Bless PudgyCard 21: The World — A Noun Is an Action Word, Right?The Minor Arcana (partial listing)The Suit of WandsThe Ace of Wands — A Couple of Enterprising Young GalsThe Two of Wands — CheatersThe Three of Wands — Lust for ListsThe Four of Wands — The St. Valentine’s Day MassacreThe Five of Wands — R.I.D.E.SThe Six of Wands — 95th PercentileThe Seven of Wands — The AgreementThe Eight, Nine, and Ten of Wands — Totally PinkertonThe Four Royal Cards of Wands — Too Too Too Fine The Suit of CupsThe Ace of Cups — The Most Annoying RequirementThe Two of Cups — Explain to Me Again Why We’re Together?The Three of Cups — Badge of HonorThe Four of Cups — A Phone Call AwayThe Five of Cups — The InevitableThe Six of Cups — The BankThe Seven of Cups — The Shopping GeneThe Eight, Nine, and Ten of Cups — HomebodyThe Four Royals of Cups — Who Made Mom Mad? The Suit of SwordsThe Ace of Swords — Separation AnxietyThe Two of Swords — Bugs and SlugsThe Three of Swords — Letting GoThe Four of Swords — Embracing InsomniaThe Five of Swords — No ContestThe Six, Seven, and Eight of Swords — Escape from Rocky SpringsThe Nine and Ten of Swords — Wombs and Sinners and Death, O My!The Four Royals of Swords — Avoiding Corporal PunishmentThe Suit of PentaclesThe Ace of Pentacles — The Cycle of Life, Death, and FurnitureTwo of Pentacles — Give Credit Where Credit Is Due ... (etc.)