The Jordan Joke Book

Jordan's fame has continued to rise after her appearance on 'I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!', and the publication of her autobiography this month. Here then are hundreds of brilliant jokes about Britain's favourite dumb blonde, by the author of 'The David Beckham Joke Book'.

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Busting at the seams with jokes about everyone's favourite pneumatic babe, her legion of lovers - and, of course, her two most precious assets. Includes such classics as: 'How do you get Jordan to laugh first thing on Monday morning? Tell her a joke last thing on Thursday night.' 'How do you make Jordan's eyes light up? Shine a torch in her ear.' 'Peter Andre goes to visit Jordan's plastic surgeon. "It's her breasts," says Peter. "They're so big I can't get my hands round them to fondle them properly." "I see," says the surgeon. "So you'd like me to perform a breast reduction." "No, no," says Peter. "I was wondering if you're any good at hand enlargements."'